Playhouse

[Yoyowife]

Thanks for all of the replies and words of wisdom. You'll never know how much friendship means to me. It's amazing how strangers become "family". You all are wonderful and caring people. It's so unbelievable that someone let you all "get away"!

[Yoyowife]

Giggle for the day


BROTHERS

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. If something happened in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in "B I G" trouble this time," (I just LOVE reading this next line...) "GOD is missing, and they think we did it.

[LL44]

Thanks for all of the replies and words of wisdom. You'll never know how much friendship means to me. It's amazing how strangers become "family". You all are wonderful and caring people. It's so unbelievable that someone let you all "get away"!

I second all this. Seriously. I would be lost without the support here, especially in the earlier days.

So Miss Yoyo, what kind of weather have you been getting? We had almost 70's three days in a row...cooler this weekend I think.

[light switch]

Yoyo,

You always have good humor.
I got one for you.

The janitor in junior high went to the principal to complain about the lipstick kisses on the mirrors in the girls bathroom.

It was hard to clean lipstick off mirrors.

The principal gathered the girls into the bathroom with the janitor to show them how difficult it was to clean it off.

So the janitor proceeded to show them: he took his squeege out dipped it in the toilet and started scrubbing.

He didnt have any more kisses on the mirrors after that.

Light Switch

[Dr LOve]

Ok Yoyo,

If you are dancing with your honey
And your nose gets kind of runny
you may think it's rather funny
But it's snot

Dr LOve

[JoieDeVivre]

LOL, Dr. Love! That is TRUE junior high humor, and one that I remember.

Thanks for the laughs, guys.

[Yoyowife]

LS and Doc,
Good ones guys! Thanks for starting my day with smile!

LWB,
It has been very warm here too. It's been beautiful. It was 77 yesterday afternoon! Hard to believe that just a week ago we had 6 inches of snow! Crazy weathter! We had thunderstorms last night, but it looks like it going to be a warm sunny day today. Yay!

[Dr LOve]

Hey YOYO

I am highjacking your post for a minute. I did not want to leave this thread with my last post. and mine got locked. I am going to take it as a sign that I need to move on.

I'm doing ok. I hope to see ya all on the 'other side" soon

Bye
Dr LOve

[light switch]

Hey Dr LOve

Not to intrude on yoyo's thread but, I saw you locked also and thought the same (a sign). I'm rooting for you and you are also in my thoughts.

Good luck on the 'other side'

light switch

ps: hi yoyo, im thinking of you to.

[Yoyowife]

Hey guys, no problem, hijack away. I like to think of this thread as a meeting place for everyone.

Hope everyone had a nice weekend.