They used to tell us in the Coast Guard that in the Aleutian Islands there was a pretty girl behind every tree. After visiting a couple of the islands, I discovered there were no trees.
If I was a girl wanting to meet a man - Alaska is the place to go.
phhooooey! even the Beach Boys sang about the midwest farmers daughters.....
So this lady was hired in the Tickle Me Elmo factory. Her first day on the job she got way behind, the guy that hired her saw the piles and piles of Elmo dolls and got really irked. He stomped over and he saw her putting 2 marbles in a little bag and sewing them onto the dolls. The guy nearly fainted from laughing so hard. He went over to his new employee and said 'I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles!'
Live your life while you are still living. Riding the trail less traveled.
What! my jokes are that bad? I saw the lock monster come thru on other threads this evening. You might have to finish this on your own, I am getting pretty tired even though it's only 10pm. But if I go to bed now I won't have to see H when he comes home tonight.
Live your life while you are still living. Riding the trail less traveled.
Hey, you were the one who wanted to lock it. I was content with moving on to my new thread - [title] 2. I've decided that the numbering signifies me coming to terms with the fact that I'm in this for the long haul.
I'll have to remember that one.