A good buddy of mine who was a two times divorcee related a story to me about his single periods..he happpened to park himself next to a pretty woman on a bar stool one night and commenced to work his magic on her...she continually rejected his advances and finally came clean telling him, "I'm sorry, but I'm a lesbian" to which he replied, "that's Ok, I'm a lesbian too"
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I, have no plans whatsoever to get married again or even move in with someone.
lol - Mike, you reminded me of a joke someone sent:
An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
I am in contact with a 50 and a 46 year old lady. Both own multiple businesses and seem very busy and incredibly interesting to me. The 50 year old has a 16 year old daughter. The 46 year old has a 21 year old son and a 20 year old daughter.
Finding common time to see either of them is the difficult part.
