Am I picky - or will I just not settle... Part 6

[whatisis]

POF dating profile gem of the day,
"I’d like to know where you live, the names of your children, and what you do in your spare time before seeing your thing. I’m funny that way."

[kat727]

I just spit out my pop!! Oh my! Did you call her right up?

I am back on eharmony. Got to put myself out there.

kat

[kat727]

Have a question though...why do they keep matching me up with conservatives?

[whatisis]

Good for you Kat! Maybe it's your inner Republican coming out.

[whatisis]

...and here's the second profile gem of the day,
"the best way into my bed is through my head"

[Golfgirl1]

I got an email that "How About We" is free for the next 72 hours!!

[whatisis]

I joined "How About We Don't" 'cuz it's always free lol.

[Golfgirl1]

You're hilarious. Why are you single again?!

[mishka422]

LOL You guys are killing me!

[whatisis]

Hey, I've met absolutely no one on "How About We Don't" and it's working out perfectly! I never get any suggested matches or junk emails from them either. They know how to run a dating service for those who don't want to date. It's worth every penny that I haven't paid. I'm one happy customer and I will recommend this service to all my non-existent friends.